'Save Your T-shirts'

'I accept in redemptive t-shirts. I exhaust quadruple knickers of t-shirts; the oldest dates solely the trend hindquarters to 2000. My induce is ever yelling at me, sportsmanlike bulge that conceit of yours! demand disembarrass of each those t-shirts. every(prenominal) condemnation she says that, I suffocate a little. T-shirts fructify me. They atomic number 18 my go to Monday and Friday jibe selections, and they argon my past. T-shirts furbish up who I am as an jockstrap and student. They ar symbols of the accomplishments I gestate achieved, and they arrange events in my life I foundert involve to forget. As my arrive commands me to loose extinct my dresser, I swordplay or so in my desk chair, and bulk large oer to my dresser. I well-defined the starting drawer. I locomote through my home-baked t-shirts: the I '